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Archive for January, 2010

“Shredder’s Day”

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fanfiction by chuck At the counter of a Papa John’s pizza delivery thing on some dirty corner in Manhattan, a phone rang. “Papa John,” said the man. “Hello, can I place an order for delivery please, ?” said Shredder. “Whatcha want,” said the man. “Can I please order a large […]

“I DIDN’T F–KIN’ DO WHATEVER”

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

a COPS fanfiction by chuck One day the theme music played “bad boys” and on the bottom of the screen it said “HOUSTON 3:41 AM” and sargeant Hawkins got on his walkie talkie and it said “we have a domestic disturbance at Park and Maple Drive, sargeant Hawkins respond,” and sargeant Hawkins was on the […]

My Date with Gwen Stefani

Monday, January 4th, 2010

Oh man, did I have a night last night, I’ll tell you. I went on a date with singer and sex icon Gwen Stefani. I can’t really tell you how I scored a date with Gwen Stefani, because I’m not altogether sure how it happened. I do sort of remember being at a celebrity party, […]

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