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Captain Picard is Not a Racist

Saturday, March 27th, 2010

A Star Trek: The Next Generation fanfiction Captain Picard was in his ready room one day, having a glass of chocolate milk to start off his day. It was very early in the morning and he was feeling tired because he was stupid and drank Earl Grey hot all night and it kept him up. […]

“Shredder’s Day”

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fanfiction by chuck At the counter of a Papa John’s pizza delivery thing on some dirty corner in Manhattan, a phone rang. “Papa John,” said the man. “Hello, can I place an order for delivery please, ?” said Shredder. “Whatcha want,” said the man. “Can I please order a large […]

“I DIDN’T F–KIN’ DO WHATEVER”

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

a COPS fanfiction by chuck One day the theme music played “bad boys” and on the bottom of the screen it said “HOUSTON 3:41 AM” and sargeant Hawkins got on his walkie talkie and it said “we have a domestic disturbance at Park and Maple Drive, sargeant Hawkins respond,” and sargeant Hawkins was on the […]

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